{"id":2196,"date":"2008-02-24T23:47:47","date_gmt":"2008-02-24T21:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vasil.ludost.net\/blog\/?p=2196"},"modified":"2008-02-25T00:13:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-24T22:13:00","slug":"crocodileday-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vasil.ludost.net\/blog\/?p=2196","title":{"rendered":"Crocodileday – 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"

I drank a beer with chervarium (we drank only one, then drank water – seems we’re ill), so now I have some strength to describe last night.<\/p>\n

(and hopefully I won’t fall asleep before that)<\/p>\n

I got in Krivoto at 19:00 and the people started coming, bringing gifts, etc.. Because the rest depends on them, I’ll describe the gifts (I can’t remember a lot, so please correct me :) )…<\/p>\n

The first deserves a rhyme:
\nTo maniax for joy
\nAnanas gave chainsaw
\nSo now, tell me kids,
\nWhere are his hands?<\/p>\n

(a real chainsaw, electric)<\/p>\n

A spear (looks like an African one) from xoduz;
\nMachete (real and pretty sharp) from Cruelty;
\nTarambuka from Dimiter Vasilev (who’ll be really hated by neighbours in the coming months);
\nStrings for a bass guitar and something for hair from Mariela (so now what’s left is to get a bass :) );
\nA tree with some small bottles on it from Rumiko;
\nA skirt from Bobson (according to him – a kilt…);
\nA great set of a flat bottle, cups, etc., can’t remember from who (it will be tested soon);
\nSome puzzles (one of them from Erinin and his wife – I think they took it from their kid :), I’ll describe the rest when I solve them :) );
\nA wall clock that goes backwards from some colleagues (it’s already on the wall, screws up your mind :) );
\nThree bottles of wine (from Bilyana, Peruz, Iffi and someone else) and one bottle of whiskey from Nedyalkov;
\nHeadphones from Vlado Karavelov (they really can make a hole in your head :) );
\nA lot of books, including “Vista for dummies” (from core-ix), “Problems of the rape in the Bulgarian penal code” (from Peio, he gave it to me with a rose in his mouth), Sex games (can’t remember from whom, but it was with a lot of giggling and I explained that I can write one), Pi’s life from Shopov, etc…
\nOne 32MB 72pin SIM RAM, tangled with hair ties, from Stefan and Irina (who stole my old hair tie :) )
\nA set of illuminated sheep (there are also such start) to put on the ceiling, to count them and get to sleep easily;
\nThis<\/a> from avatarbg in a frame;
\nA set of clothes handers for the bathroom that look like penguins, from Pentchev and Morvi (Katina was about to pass out when she saw them :) );
\nA set of USB converters and an USB lamp from Peter Sabev (the lamp is great :) );
\nA t-shirt with the label “KGB – We’re still watching you” from Chorbadzhiyski;
\nOne big pillow, can’t remember from whom…
\n… and this will be updated when I refresh my memory :)<\/p>\n

So everybody started showing up. My brother was officially assigned as DJ with chervarium, they played a lot of stuff and it the place was slowly filling. Here’s some stuff I can remember:<\/p>\n

Before the event chervarium called me and asked which present do I want – the one that kills people or the other, that I can’t kill people with. Turned out that the other option was a wheelbarrow, so there was the idea to get my picture in such a cart with the chainsaw in one hand and the spear in the other, attacking people;
\nSome people again tormented my hair – two braids like princess Lea, at some point I was with one braid with a red band on it;
\nWe sang a lot, especially Cherno Feredje (and Erinin sang the refrain of “Seliani” as “Bloggers” :) );
\nA lot of old acquaintances were discovered (for example Velyan (not Velin) had known Monkata for a long time);
\nI finally introduced Boyan Krosnov and Anton Titov (I have no idea why did I think that I’ve done that earlier);
\nPeople showed up and left all the time, so we didn’t fill the place (there were about 120 people invited);
\nMy brother made a fan club there from the waitresses, because he was walking with his shirt off;
\nThe dance of the drunk and fallen crocodile again tried to dig holes in the floor, with the tarambuka it went great;
\nI asked the waitress to keep the bill to see afterwards how much did we drink…
\nChervarium’s back, waist and neck hurt from all the dancing (with me it’s just the neck);<\/p>\n

I’m waiting for photos to be sent by some people.<\/p>\n

Also, I won’t refuse to be reminded anything else that happened :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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