to help

by Vasil Kolev

(I’ve wanted to write this for a week and never found the time)

I have a really good friend, whom I want to help – Peio Popov. He needs a woman, because he’s getting really crazy.
(this is the result of one beer-drinking with him and Velin)

Some information about him:
Dimensions: 195cm height, 105 kg weight;
He’s trained boxing some years ago (it’s visible on his figure, his face is not broken enough);
Likes running (e.g. he’s tenacious);
He has a good sense of humor (although a bit weird);
Said he likes to sleep with the girl cuddled (which is a rare gift);
(he also says that he’s really warming)
A good IT specialist;
There’s always something you can talk to him about;
Likes poetry.

Some requirements for the woman:
To be brunette (this is somewhat of a discrimination);
To be at least 21 years old (the rule half of his age plus 7);
To be about half of his weight;
To be able to drink with her (this is something every real woman can);
Not to be slow or depressive;
(not slow – e.g. to be able to walk with him when he’s in a hurry)
It’s not a problem if she’s technically competent :) ;
To be able to think (this was something I had to enunciate);
To like the outdoors (this is something that Peio has to elaborate);
Acrobatic;
Not to be scared easily.

Because a lot of people asked – one, two photos of Peio.

Anyone willing send an email to peip(atsign)peio(dot)org with a photo in full stature (his request).

I also want to note that this IS NOT an attempt to make all women run away from him.

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