2005-01-09 00:14
by Vasil KolevI’m writing(translating) this with my last strength, after that I’ll sleep. This deserves to be documented in history, and if I don’t write it now, I’ll forget it by tomorrow.
We celebrated Nikolay’s birthday. On note table were gathered me, Pentchev, chervarium, desync, and later the mad physicist joined, and we discussed the following topics:
Scenario for the most perverse possible porn movie (by chervarium), including pedophilia, sodomity, necrophilia, coprohpagia, coprophilia, gerontophilie, zoophilie, and maybe something more. I won’t describe the scenario itself here, because I don’t have a “Induces vomiting” label on the blog,, and because I thing that this might be forbidden by law, and the punishment includes castration (so there won’t be born more people with such ideas).
A system, using cryptography, steganography and anonimization (my idea) – a system that allow communication that cannot be found and proved to exit, encrypted and signed, to be able to create virtual persons, and anonymizing, so the sides that communicate won’t be able to physically identify each other. Perfect for a course project for the students, and great for supporting the communication of revolutionary, terroristic, etc. communication networks. Most of it can be constructed from existing components (like tor).
H-bomb in Antarctica (my and chervarium’s idea, killed by spite) – how powerful bomb will we need, to put in the middle under the ice, so when it blows, to push the whole polar ice cap into the ocean? Or to rip the earth to use the magma to melt the ice? The mad physicist said that this would be a really hard task, spoke about something like a gigaton…
A plastic ass (desync’s idea) – something really useful for programmers, they’ll get lighter, and won’t get bruised from all the sitting. Then it was changed to rubber one, to cushion the sitting, and then to silicon one, but it turned out to be a problem, because it could be pierced. It reminded me of the great scene in the beginning of “Scary movie” with the knife and the silicon bust.
Network model of the pig (desync’s idea) – how can the pig be described in seven-eight layered OSI model – like the grinding it to mince, and the cutting to steaks is part of the presentation layer, the salami are a part of the application layer, etc,etc (I can’t remember the whole development of the idea).
And to finish this, a joke that Velin told me yesterday – one (russian) hacker is strolling in the park through the night, and sees that on a bench some guy is pumping a girl from behind. He looks around, thinks a bit, then takes down his pants, and starts pumping the guy. The guy asks amazed “Who the fuck are you?”, to which the hacker answer “Quiet, you anonymous proxy”.